I may be engagement crazy right now. No judging.
I wish I could go back in time and kick my former self’s ass. There is so much that I would tell former me. So here goes.
1- You are dating a loser. He will never change, and you cannot change him no matter how hard you try and beg. Give up, get over it, and move on. P.S. Change your number immediately, he will never leave you alone.
2- Give the guy with the glasses a chance. Turns out he is amazing and kind of perfect and now you daydream about happily ever after with him. You should have went out with him the first time he asked you on a date.
3- Don’t just sleep with someone. It’s dumb. Yes it probably did help you get over your ex, but then you let yourself become vulnerable in hopes he’d date you. Nope, he got what he wanted. Keep your panties on next time.
4- Keep your study group simple. Look at all the bridges you’ve burned. Stick with the friends you got and keep your head high.
5- You can’t study at your apartment.
6- You are your own worst enemy. Stop hating everything about yourself.
7- Grades are not everything. Seriously. Relax.
8- Netflix > Bars forever.
I’d be much happier if I could sit on my couch, watch Law & Order, and read non-textbooks all day.